INTRODUCING KITTY MEOW'S "MOM CLUB" NEW MOM GREETING CARD
Each WITTY 4.25"x5.5" folded greeting card is printed on bright white, thick card stock and comes with a black A2 envelope.
"Job Title: Mom
Where the hours are long and the pay is comparable to slave labor. No fancy meals included...Unless you count spit up or the fallen soldier Cheerios wedged into every nook & cranny of your beautiful new SUV. The snuggles are plentiful though, until the day they grow out of snuggling that is. Your ROI, return on investment, might pay off...one day. Ughhh...Hopefully? Not the most glamorous of jobs, but still pretty damn glorious. Abuse taken willingly. Most days.
Welcome to the club."